RYAN from DRIVE MORNINGS!
Ryan Simmons came to The Drive one dark, foggy night. From where? No one can say. But he was rambling about space and listening to Pearl Jam, so we decided to keep him.
Since then we’ve taught Ryan a few tricks, like posting on Facebook and pushing buttons, which apparently makes him perfectly qualified to help wake you up in the morning.
His hair is currently valued at $13,000 on the Black Market.